Why You Should Probably Never Talk to Me, Ever.

Update: 7-4-2008

[On Film Titles]
[On Poetry]
[On Driver's Education]
[On Medical Malpractice]
[On Fashions of Yesteryear]
[On Karate Kid]
[On Transhumanism]
[On Gastronomic Science]
[On a Sandwich]
[On Personal Conversations]
[On Church]
[On Fortune Cookies]
[On Pitches]
[On The Youths]
[On Philanthropy]
[On DJing]
[On Dream Interpretation]
[On Baby Names]
[On Actual Events]
[On Drama]
[On Disappointment]
[On the Big Picture]
[On Storytime]
[On Key Demographics]
[On Big Spending]
[On Narcotics]

Update: 3-9-2008

[On Jim Bowie]
[On Communication Breakdown]
[On the "College Experience"]

Update: 3-1-2008

[On Movies]
[On Collaboration]
[On Intranet Communications]
[On Terrible Childhoods]
[On Anime]
[On Body Modification]
[On Long-Lost Pals]
[On Drinking]
[On Halloween]

Update: 2-17-2008

[On Robot Apocalypse]
[On French (Language)]
[On French (Food)]
[On Drinking]
[On Languages]
[On the DS]
[On Posers]
[On Crossfire]
[On Various "Jump"s]
[On Stage Presence]
[On Hits]
[On Childhood Memories]
[On Sleeziness]
[On Doug]
[On Balance]

Update: 1-31-2008

[On Dying]
[On Team Building]
[On Internet Commentators]
[On Writing Problems]
[On Scientology]
[On This Shirt]
[On MLK Day Events]
[On Cars]
[On Romance Novels]
[On Guitars]
[On Things]
[On Cooking]
[On Satellite Navigation]

Update: 12-22-2007

[On Travel Reservations]

Update: 12-19-2007

[On Buisness Propositions]
[On Predictions]
[On Maracas]
[On FWDs]
[On Encouragement]
[On Flint, Michigan 2]
[On Social Network "Friends"]
On Radar Men From the Moon]
[On Equality in the Film Industry]
[On Cursive Handwriting]
[On Nostalgia]
[On Haute Cuisine]
[On Grades]
[On Psychology]
[On Those Guys]
[On Mental Health]
[On Doom 2]
[On Sexism]
[On Jem]
[On Balki]
[On Menace]

Update: 11-25-2007

[On Pitches]
[On This Blog]
[On Third-Hand Accounts]
[On "Sonic Underground"]
[On Creative Solutions]
[On Film Festivals]
[On Obsolescence]
[On Challenges]
[On Video Games As Art]
[On Dancing]
[On Qualities]
[On Note-Taking]
[On Slutty Female Game Characters]
[On Parasites]
[On Phobias]
[On Bicyclers]
[On Shirts With Wolves On Them]
[On Imminent Nuclear Annihilation]
[On Dreaming]
[On Harry Potter]
[On Religion/Haircuts]
[On Justice]
[On Sewing]
[On Naps]
[On Fashion]
[On Seduction]
[On Personal Injury]
[On Photoshop]
[On Scholarships]

Update: 11-11-2007

[On Historical Reenactments]
[On Wonder]
[On Media Violence Research Tests]
[On Ugly Americanism]
[On Wildlife]
[On Flint, Michigan]
[On Cutscenes]
[On Strategy]
[On the Sea]
[On Humility]

Update: 11-07-2007

[On Sport]
[On The Internet(?)]
[On Grocery Shopping]
[On Celestial Bodies]
[On Small Talk]
[On Festivities]
[On Self Affirmation]
[On Geography]
[On Friendship]

Update: 11-06-2007

[On Literary Criticism]
[On Goals]
[On Motivational Phrases]
[On Andy Warhol]
[On Writing]
[On National Geographic]
[On Body Hair]
[On Making Friends]
[On Gibberish]
[On Reality TV]
[On Transit]
[On Board Games]
[On Marketing]
[On Language]
[On Copy Writing]
[On Alarmist Media]
[On Defintions]
[On The Blues]
[On High Culture]
[On Slang]
[On Wellness]
[On Generational Differences]
[On Dating Guides]
[On Talent]
[On Lullabies]
[On Webcomics]

Update: 9-26-2007

[On the Environment]
[On Board Games]
[On Movies]
[On Movie Trailers]
[On Romance]
[On Typos]
[On Plans]
[On Addiction]
[On Technology]
[On Social Networking]
[On Video Games]
[On Avoiding Conflicts]
[On Fun]
[On Daytime Emmy's Viewer Submitted Videos]
[On Motivation]
[On Anatomy]
[On Software]
[On Valet Parking]
[On Metaphors]
[On Feif Management]
[On Transit]
[On Exhibitionism]
[On Parks]
[On LARPing]
[On Self-Image]
[On Debate]
[On Fashion]
[On Magazines]
[On the 10's]
[On Edison]
[On Discourse]
[On Time Management]
[On Shame]
[On Racial Equality]
[On Riddles]
[On Violence]
[On Heroes]
[On ?]
[On Furries]
[On Anime]
[On Survival Techniques]
[On Oppression]